I’m gonna pop some brass
Only got a piccolo in my pocket
Lookin for a drummer
This is fluting awesome
Walk up into the club like, “What up, I got a big horn!”
I’m so pumped, I bought a Tuba from the music store.
Ice in the water, there ain’t none cause it’s band camp.
The people like, “Dang, all we wanted was a break, man.”
do you think that when fred and george started hogwarts all the teachers were like “ahh more weasleys. lovely. their brothers were such good students i’m sure they’ll be just the same.” and then the twins walked into their first class and just SURPRISE MOTHERFUCKERS
yo u wanna get gay married???? Skyrim
yo u wanna punch a bear in it’s stupid face???? Skyrim
yo u wanna fight fuckin’ dragons???? Skyrim
yo u wanna kill people for money???? Skyrim
yo u wanna summon otherworldly creatures ???? Skyrim
yo u wanna be a fuckin’ werewolf or a vampire???? Skyrim
yo u wanna YELL REALLY LOUD ???? Skyrim
yo you want your former companion’s lifeless corpse to fall from the sky and crash land on all your wedding guests???? Skyrim
Did they ever reveal how Captain America was thawed? Because I’m picturing a bunch of Shield agents with hair dryers and I don’t think that’s quite right.
Agent Coulson using a hair drying just to touch Cap’s butt
This is a PSA to ANY of my followers.
YOU CAN TAG ME IN STUFF.
YOU’RE NOT ANNOYING ME.
SEEING STUFF IN MY TAG.
MAKES MY DAY.
YOU THOUGHT OF ME.
YOU INCLUDED ME IN YOUR POST.
YOU WANTED ME TO SEE SOMETHING.
BLESS YOUR SWEET SOUL.
fun fact: Sam warming his hands wasn’t in the script. Before they shot this scene the director was talking to Jared and mentioned that it was a cold night. Jared thought the director was telling him to show that it was cold out, so he did this